Speak softly and carry a big stick. When people ask you to speak louder, hit them with the stick

There are many big things to freak out about right now, but don’t forget to freak out about the little things too

If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, that would be convenient

Pretty sure life never makes sense. You just get old and pretend to understand it

You should stay up and read more posts. You’re just getting to the good part

Self care is so important. Can somebody else do it for me

All the tasks are done. Time to flatten myself on a rectangle

I’m in my era era. What a time for times

My imposter syndrome says I’m lying about having it

I prefer a Milk Hotel that isn't afraid to take sides

Going to bed soon, just need to do everything else possible first, and also space out for awhile

Love yourself the way you love all the other fun things that are bad for you

If I could be invisible sometimes, I'd mainly use it to mess with cats

Scientists announced today that you could use a hug

I hate it when I try to sleep but it’s still 2026

Hey, things can always get worse. But they can always get better too. Things are always doing various things

I hope my bones are having a nice time in there

Live like a cat. Hiss at strangers. Eat your own hair. Be free

You can just pretend to have your shit together. They don’t really check

But if I leave the house, the house will be lonely