I've been informed that being anxious does not count as being "under duress"

gorgeous girls can have a little menty b as a treat

I'm begging someone to make hold music that sounds ok when it is fully saturating a phone speaker

While we are disclosing vulnerabilities mine is rogue-like deckbuilders

including a little lunch time note for my kids reminding them that I love them and to rotate their private keys

As we expected, the Tal Shiar reports that Riker's password is risa$lutz69

Do you think Star Trek has cybersecurity training so like, Riker doesn't click on Romulan phishing boner pill emails

Data: Captain, it appears their shield frequency is just 4

On a scale of 4 to php how bad is it

does anyone else feel like maybe this internet thing is turning out to be a bit much

I feel bad that my Gen X parents can't afford to come help with the kids more. It would be so much easier if cruises stopped here instead of the Caribbean.

I need someone to mansplain this "4" thing to me

These are, in fact, the best books.

There's no book that will make your trans kid trans but there are absolutely books that will make them angry at you for denying who they are

When I think of the Furies I think of @Damselfly

Me: I found some furries online who said they'd come over and help fix the router.

The Furies, Roman Goddesses of Vengence: TAKE US TO THIS INSOLENT MACHINE

To Ted Cruz's credit, I am a transgender witch and I do in fact hate Donald Trump.

still not sure why it's a beige party

hey babe are you a summer blockbuster because I'm an impending disaster