the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was VR boxing games that make you destroy your own beloved television with your bare hands. I so badly want to get that VR shit goin but I do not have a padded cell in which to play it
paying for the extra "baggage allowance" to traffick nore drugs is a bold move. stupid. and mental given the presence of the teardrop "I am advertising, using my skin, the claim that I have murdered somebody" eye tattoo. but definitely bold. some people just love prison.
the new mastodon UI just gave me a prompt warning me that I am about to post a toot about eating a vegetable WITHOUT A CONTENT WARNING.
my gosh.
please name the person who that content warning is for so I can do them the courtesy of protecting them from every post I will ever make on this website.
no company with a billion dollars should have call centre wait times.
dont tell the food bloggers but I'm triple-carbing it.
it shakes me up man. it feels as though tomorrow I will learn that 90% of people were unaware the sky is blue.
and the next day that 75% of people do not know what carpet is.
I just can't believe the most elementary, fundamental information about the living world is not just common knowledge but innate knowledge. is it a piss take? who could possibly think that animals, insects, crustaceans, anybody, couldn't feel emotion????? I need to know how that is possible. so explain it to me, please.
having known this as self-evident from the first time I saw an invertebrate, this article in 2026 breaking the idea that insects have feelings is astonishing.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20211126-why-insects-are-more-sensitive-than-they-seem
answer this question in full: how is it possible for any human being to live upon this earth and not know that animals feel?
psychopathy is characterised by the absence of empathy. if the idea that animals feel is breaking ground in 2026 then it seems a vast majority of human beings have the psychopathy defect.
the reverse hancock.
well your honour it's true I punched and kicked myself into this mess, but unfortunately for you all I will now punch and kick my way out
imagine you live in the russia when all of a sudden your internet goes out, you'd have to put the phone down and do something useful like kill putin for example
I'm sorry Miss Jackson (ooh) I am:
the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy here at the shoe and shirt shop may have been a mistake
exercising tonight I got what I think was a metal splinter in the pad of my finger. too small to see but I've had it before. I tried to use a strong magnet to remove it, which worked in the past, but not this time. so I opened a bandaid to protect it while the cells absorb it and I misapplied it with the sticky part on the pain point rather than the soft bit. I pulled it off and it drew the splinter with it. being Mr Bean has paid off for once. thanks accidental sticky plaster trick. 🤌
if you fw religion then you're vulnerable to the AI corporate psyop, anyway proudly introducing ChatJesusT: your own personal jesus
if you would be willing to share one thing under this poll that you are doing to help make feddy a nice time for others I think a lot of people are probably going to see it, and many of us will find it instructive.
are you having a nice time on feddy?
(boost for inclusivity)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kohnzn/117415418834611810
I do advocate training to failure. but not this level of failure.
BROE.
"smart" domestic coffee machine appliance found to send 1TB of data in 10 days
may I suggest investing instead in an elite level coffee making machine currently on the market that can reduce your coffee privacy data violations by a staggering 1TB per day.
it'a called a pot.
a high functioning cyberpsycho
RE: https://defcon.social/@deviantollam/117390919036797843
upgraded to pole 🤌