dudes will call fan fiction cringy then go on a 30 minute rant of their personal theory about palpatine’s true origins

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117492009907420980

this reminds me of the time when the entire company “failed” a phishing exercise because the required email security scanning tools opened all the links in the email security sent out

kinda jealous of my computer, it just needs to update some ca packages to fix its trust issues

as a mitigation, please shut down all web servers until a fix can be rolled out

bad news, i’ve discovered a vulnerability in the ‘a’ element of html, when clicked they can cause your web browser to go to an entirely different website

not sure if star trek iv the voyage home is my favorite star trek movie or if there was just an ice storm when i was 12 that knocked out the power for a week so we had to go stay at my granny’s old house because there was a wood stove and the only entertainment i brought for myself was a copy of the novelization of star trek iv the voyage home i had from the library and i ended up reading it nearly once a day over that week and now i have some kind of stockholm syndrome about star trek iv the voyage home

calling my progesterone pills prog rocks

time to go secure the server

really bad day if the only way you can access your systems to update them is a php based control panel over tls

i’m not entirely sure what the vulnerability is, but given how much everyone is freaking out, i’m assuming this should work

if you see any websites running vulnerable versions of php, be sure to use an exploit to take over the site and shut it down for their own safety

it’s advised that all system admirations should turn off all their systems

you’re free now

i think trump should definitely hold campaign events in all the states with close senate races whether the candidates want him to or not

people should just set security_vulnerabilities = 0 in php.ini

kinda weird that it’s enabled by default

glad i no longer do sre/devops at the companies where most of our stack was php

4 is way too low for an encryption key, you need at least 8 or higher

i should delete my linkedin

i should delete everyone’s linkedin

a normie is just a smaller version of a person named norm

if you won’t talk to marginalized people because you’re worried about being baited into looking like a bad person, you might just be a bad person

the only death penalty i support is a corporate death penalty. dissolve corporations that egregiously break the law