stop doing relationships
years of commitment all to end in an explosion of drama

how do people write with pens that aren't "fine"? I hate when the tip is too thick and I can't write precisely because I tend to write small as it is

why is there no lewd version of the yaoi bot smh

good morning from the helpdesk, fedi
what's new for y'all today?

@izzy@social.shadowkat.net obligatory mention

SUN MICROSYSTEMS BOOK

how is Connecticut its own TV market (except maybe Fairfield County because apparently that's NYC) but Delaware is split up

fediverse is the only place you can talk to REAL foxes

theme song for today is:
Linkin Park - In the End

Reason being, my packaged bacon egg and cheese sandwich had the cheese barely inside the sandwich

how is it in these magical girl shows that nobody recognizes the heroes for their everyday identity even though they look identical just wearing a different outfit?
like are we supposed to believe that their friends see the "costumed" person as completely different?

my dad is a Mr Beast Feastibles fanboy 😭

"For security reasons, you had better change the password"

is fops
"how many tails you got?"
uhhh as many as you want! ​:neofox_floof:​ ​:fluffytail:​

lmao Aussie rules football/rugby on live on Fox Sports 2 at 2:40am EDT

do you ever wanna make a joke but the more you think about how to put it respectfully you keep thinking someone's gonna be offended by it so you're like "nah not worth the risk"

It's actually a sub sandwich! Connecticut slang

if I said I'm gonna get a "grinder" (NOT the gay app) do you know what I'm getting? (you can confirm with CW in replies and then vote afterwards if unsure)

When you take a walk to the polls to vote but then as you're heading out of the Kindergarten Gym, you're swarmed by kids coming out of 4 school buses for a summer camp program lmao
One kid even saw my Nerf shirt and just said "Nerf?" inquisitively. Dang I felt out of place very suddenly lolll

why do so many people look like Charlie Kirk 😭
watching a video and this lady has a face like his

"Myspace owners plan to relaunch platform"
Nah we're good, we got SpaceHey. We don't need big corporate social networks anymore