Dear Americans:

“Zombie” by The Cranberries is NOT a Halloween song. Please take note.

Possibly my new favorite autograph

So I have an idea for Halloween decorations. Picture a Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Minnie is standing and holding a toy shotgun. Mickey is laying on the ground. His head is a pumpkin smashed to bits, with the two big mouse ears next to it.

#Halloween #Halloween2026

what? WHAT?!?!?

Let's just have something fun for #ProgTuesday. Here is "Toad Hirer" by Toe Hider, and I challenge you to say that 10 times fast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axJu81mRnbw

#ProgRock

Going to a unitarian church today, in an effort to be more social and meet other humans. Being social is difficult and scary.

also why tf is this a hashtag people are using?

My new clock, in all its majesty!

#alien #xenomorph

Drag queen bingo night last night. I am rocking my #heavymetal tshirt with the bitchin' chonky unicorn. And I briefly had the honor of wearing the flamingo lampshade hat thing.

The drag troupe is called the "Matrons of Mayhem" - the most metal name for a drag troupe ever.

We raised $2800 to build beds for kids for https://shpbeds.org/.

i am so very confused

Gym cycle instructor:

Next week's class is on Valentine's Day, and it would be super cute if everyone wore pink!

Me:

Mortemia has got us covered today with their goth metal version of "Sweet Dreams". It's Friday!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkvx78iZIrc

#FridayMetalCovers #Metal #GothMetal

Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness. I think I just turned a very annoying talkative woman into a mortal enemy and I could not be happier about it.

#actuallyautistic

Hear me out. Let's make a movie where:

1 - Jon Bernthal plays a cool, calm and emotionally well-adjusted character
2 - Sean Bean is the only character who survives

It's Friday in parts of the world, which means it's time for #FridayMetalCovers. I found something really special for today. GWAR covers "Pink Pony Club"

This is f'n awesome, I'm dying! 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR48KLE8I

#Metal #GWAR

How is it that no one has registered the domain ChurchOfMetal.com? YOINK!

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My sister: OH! THERE’s the other half of the cat!

Another forgotten Christmas family cartoon “He’ll Get the Gas Chamber, Charlie Brown”. I think this was the darkest one of the middle trilogy.

figures my new sweater arrives 1 day after the big office party

What in the? No. NononononononoNONONONONONO!😡 🤬