If you're a U.S. citizen and you don't have a current passport, please stop messing around, and get one.

Expedited processing time: 2 to 3 weeks
Regular processing time: 4-6 weeks

Apply for your first passport:
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/need-passport/apply-in-person.html

Renew or replace a passport:
online:
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/have-passport/renew-online.html
by mail:
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/have-passport/renew.html

international travel within 14 days: make an appointment (1-877-487-2778)
https://passportappointment.travel.state.gov
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/get-fast/passport-agencies.html

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