Kodak moment

They should invent humans with no skin and hair so the laptop keyboard doesn't get filthy within minutes of using it

RE: https://mastodon.design/@rafa/117489377884458623

obviously this should be the Zelda chest sound

extremely don't want to watch any documentaries about sociopathic dysfunctional criminals (several movies to choose from right now)

why would anyone want to put themselves through this

OH MY GOD

I realized why the vibecoder software can be "like a home cooked meal" bothers me so much https://bradfrost.com/links/post/an-app-can-be-a-home-cooked-meal/

IT'S THE STEAMED HAMS SKETCH

Someone says they're making you a home cooked meal and then they plop a Krusty Burger on your plate and call it a family recipe they made themselves

Quote post with the first video game you remember playing!

Mine was Pepper II on the Colecovision.

What's that you say? A UK study aimed at proving that ADHD and autism are over-diagnosed actually found that we are still under-diagnosing both, and lack access to assessments remains a huge barrier to support? What a shocking and unexpected conclusion!

https://www.politicsuk.com/p/fonagy-review-rejects-blanket-overdiagnosis

press 4 to pay respects

https://www.bseindia.com/xml-data/corpfiling/AttachLive/82503e00-335c-49dc-b022-f4633a08b642.pdf

I’m morbidly curious how the first fash Star Trek series coming out of Skydance will even look like

People: Apple, please make smaller phones
Apple:

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/10/22/giant-iphone-duos-at-four-apple-stores/

RIP Tom Skerritt, really loved to hate him in Contact.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/117485281756035489

Well, I made my "Apple Home supported" Matter outlet work in Apple Home.

By setting it up in the Tapo app (that's really TP Link).* And then bridging the TP Link outlet to Apple Home with our Home Assistant server.

*No, using the Matter code from the app doesn't work in Apple Home

I swear “Matter” made it actually harder to connect devices to Apple Home

How is this still so fucked up an error-prone after more than 10 years

Thank science there's Home Assistant to fix some of those issues, but it's not something that the plebs can easily use

RE: https://norfolk.social/@rachel/117484055631103353

I think they found a bug in their cyber correspondent

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/117481880264682979

Let’s see how many dozens of people understand this reference to an obscure early 80s action movie

James Bond does set some unrealistic expectations though

They want us to imagine a fantasy world where an agent of state violence is fighting *against* the eugenics enthusiast space billionaire

Four

Did you know? The first version of PHP was released closer in time to the funeral of Winston Churchill than to today

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/117479317156786292

Time to rewrite PHP in Rust