a weird ring shaped structure has formed in our fruit fly trap

movie concept: Michelle Yeoh has to get the gang back together for one last heist, but the gang are all her ex-girlfriends

@doctor_bimbo reading this post: booooo. I'm not favoriting that

his column is called Tony Hawk: Prose Hater

Magnificent Danger #honkfest #honk2026

I love walking down the street and passing a lesbian couple and then literally just behind them is another lesbian couple and then literally just behind them is a third lesbian couple

volume has its own quality. Undertow Brass Band #honkfest #honk2026

it begins. The Party Band #honkfest #honk2026

I got one, but unfortunately it's extremely phalic

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/117315719955218376

trying to draw an iceburg with a pacman mouth so that the mouth floats at the waterline ready to eat boats is surprisingly hard

we need love hotels in the US so I can just rent somewhere to nap for a couple hours easier

my coworker talking about normal boring computer things in a meeting: I scan /sys/class...

me over discord: are you telling me this device class is cis?

is this anything?

Klimt Bizkit

couples t-shirt concept
L: my path is fraught with dangers
R: I'm dangers

if a girl has really pretty eyes, you can tell her, and then sometimes she'll let you kiss her #reallifespoilers

in the mid 2000's, nerds started referring to what previous would have been called a "pearl of wisdom" or just a "tip" as "life hacks" and I think it would funny to call them "real life spoilers" instead #reallifespoilers

the fact that the +x permission has fundamentaly different meanings for files and directories makes chmod -R fundamentally broken

god I need the Star Trek gender affirming surgery that's so quick and safe you can do it in one afternoon for a lark and not require any recovery time so bad

fremen lesbians use a magic wand that vibrates without rhythm, so they don't attract the worm