I need fuck you money. Could someone give me some fuck you money? I'd settle for nah mate money.

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1. Dying
2. Ninja

Personally, I think things were better during the “golden age”, a thing that happened and we were all conscious of while it was happening

My cats be like "fäther, I have mūrdered a bee for you"

I'm quite handy, and by "handy" I mean too cheap to hire a professional

Squirrel-proof my arse

A "business" is a kind of theatre where acts of exploitation are portrayed as exhilarating successes

Despite having really low expectations, Obsession is a hell of a horror film. I feel like it's planted a parasite in my brain. If that sounds good to you, recommended.

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@thomasbeagle/116558563733062883

I would argue that they are not nerds, they are emotionally immature men, recipients of inherited wealth built on exploitation, cosplaying as nerds. For example, nerds are often intelligent.

Do you know what they call a bum bag in France?

My son: “if you die by fire, your soul becomes fire itself”

I just want the vision of the future promised by Chockablock (1981)

He has already extended the String object

Forgive me father, I have shown my boy JavaScript

The Bone Temple is what I call your mum’s house

Bought a squirrel-proof bird feeder, which my neighbourhood squirrel worked out how to open immediately. Put a padlock on it, the squirrel took seconds to bypass it.

You know how to fart don’t you, Steve? You just press your cheeks together, and blow.

I would simply not create another dinosaur park

Made a panade _and_ used a cartouche today.