@hipsterelectron in case you missed it

There was also a bug in Signal that could leave your camera and microphone on after you hang up, that one is CVE-2026-113380. Didn't see anyone mention that either, figured I should.

I notice nobody's been talking about the Tor relay hijackings

RE: https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/117484462353317786

[epic music]

https://nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerability/october-2026-security-releases

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-60001-2 holy crap. the walls seem to be finally truly closing in on HIV

Yes, excuse me, uh, yes you, uh... missus doctor lady sir?

It would be really funny to change your entire name to a string of honorifics that just all over the place profession and gender wise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFYDQH8wMI
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=IbFYDQH8wMI (proxy link)
don't hate me @hipsterelectron

RE: https://climatejustice.social/@ketan/117480486889964027

it's honestly breathtaking they'd be this self aware and direct about it in public instead of pretending they're actually better fair and square like they normally do. it's so amazingly pathetic

https://docs.gitlab.com/releases/patches/patch-release-gitlab-19-5-1-released/ last two days have felt like watching a chained flour mill explosion but at the program factory

why the hell did OpenBSD use a slop extruded meme for the 8.0 release? I don't care if it's ironic. getting real tired of this shit. do I have to drop literally everything else just to work on my OS now?

smarmy dickhead wearing modern garb: oh no, I just updated my greeble prong to fix the autoconfabulator and it broke my dinner dispenser three thousand!!!

me wrapped in tanned hides with my head covered and holding my dinner over a fire with a skewer: this is good

RE: https://fedi.cpf.sh/notes/askel5harn8p4qdr

without my world wide web friends I would never find out about how hilariously broken all software became over the last year because I #neverupdate https://mastodon.social/@c@cpf.sh/117473947287728654

the funniest thing in TNG is that they blurt their authorization codes out in front of everybody else and everyone else just goes "hah, good thing it's impossible for me to memorize that"

I was going to make a joke but since jokes are communist disinformation they are going to be banned on mastodon 5

brought to you by the super serious brain geniuses who are employed instead of me

going "guess I'll mess around with love2d since everything else is broken now" and the love2d wiki is down because of the PHP thing which happened on the same day as the four incident

mane come on errything busted now

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