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@pisscotheque it’s in the bible 🙂‍↕️

when will you realise… viennetta waits for you … 😍

billy joel viennetta

a porsche? no i said i drive a porch

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Drive it like you stole it

milling the serial number off the pussy

Petition. Stop Reform UK using a loophole in election spending rules to send multiple mass letters to constituents during an election without it counting towards their spend limit.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/781276.
Please sign if you're in the UK and don't want a Reform council or government.

@pisscotheque mike is short for michaelphone, which is short for motorcichaelphone

wireless mousse

michael is short for motorcichael. where as bichael is short for bicichael

@pisscotheque I explore these themes in my Korn covers band "Peas", in the song Freak on a Lead

always been struck by the contrast between the brit and yank terms for a means of tethering an animal to oneself… the suggestive “lead” vs the intractable “leash”… the difference between being gently guided and forcibly restrained… take from that what you will…

oaf on a leash

it's not an AI hallucination, it's a sloptical illusion

i think it would be very funny and also useful to take advantage of the fact that nobody can see my face. but then all the nice people might interpret the change as some huge life event on my part which feels like a rude thing to do to them

obviously working somewhere that encourages email pronouns is deeply preferable to working somewhere that doesn’t, but it does mean there’s an implicit obligation to add a flag to all my emails that to some people means “worse, more stupid and insane type of woman”

thinking about becoming a he/him just for email signatures so that people will believe what i say first time

#inktober day 9 ram