There is no mystery. M'aiq knows all. The dwarves were here, and now they are not!

The more powerful the curse on the crypt, the more people will want to go in. This makes little sense to M'aiq, but it is true nonetheless.

People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day.

M'aiq finds autumn very pleasing, but all seasons are beautiful to M'aiq.

M'aiq would gorge himself in a Kwama mine, if time allowed.

M'aiq speaks with many in his travels. After a time, they seem to repeat themselves. Strange.

M'aiq learned too late that ash pits are home to Dark Elf ancestors. He ... erm ... hopes they don't mind the rain.

M'aiq has heard that the people of Skyrim are better looking than the ones in Cyrodiil. He has no opinion on the matter. All people are beautiful to him.

M'aiq wonders why no guards stand watch on the mushrooms. They are taller than towers and far more comfortable.

If you are in the dark, and you are afraid there is a monster, close your eyes and count to 32. If you are still there when you are done, there's is probably no monster. Or maybe there is, and it is patient.

The moons do not exist. This explains why no one has been there, yes?

... Always running here and there. Listen to M'aiq. Walk when you can. Run when you are being chased.

M'aiq once met a man who claimed he could not distinguish beautiful Khajiit from dour Mer. He certainly had no trouble telling the difference between moon sugar and salt when M'aiq served him cakes.

It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad.

A sword has two ends, but a warrior knows which one to hold and which one to stab with.

So much easier to get around these days. Not like the old days. Too much walking. Of course, nothing stops M'aiq from walking when he wants.

Some think all Khajiit are thieves, but this is not true. Sometimes you have a thing, but Khajiit needs it more than you do.

Have you seen dragons? No? M'aiq thinks they must be hiding ... for now.

M'aiq knows why Falmer are blind. It has nothing to do with the Dwemer disappearing. Really.

M'aiq once met Captain Blackheart and his raiders. M'aiq can think of a better word to describe them.