we don't need em. fire your boss
https://www.404media.co/no-bosses-ancient-engineering-marvel-was-built-without-rulers-study-suggests/

shouts out ellie this shit goes crazy
https://tidal.com/album/515708836/u

Yeah I Got SWAG;
Smokeing
Weed
And
Gsuicidal ideation

Everything Is Fucked And There's Nothing We Can Do About It

okay since i apparently just need everyone to know this explicitly: if you interact with me i am going to hurt you. i'm going to hurt you in ways you won't expect. you have to be okay with this happening and know that i will hurt myself a million times over to make it up to you. i deserve death but nobody will give it to me

end of month two: learning a lot about myself

end of month one: i just looked at a train ticket and bawled my eyes out

ok i just eated some and they're yummy

EHEHEHEHEHhhh i'm gonna crunch on them all right now For Fun

friendly reminder now that pride month is over: being gay isn't allowed anymore! you have to stop now. if you don't you could be fined up to $500, jailed, or both

(getting really stressed out) how do i make a good first impression