help she stole my laptop and is adding incorrect comments to my code

"can you hold my wife?"

*hands me the pumpkin I bought her*

"ERROR: AddressSanitizer: attempting double-free" from php 8.4.25

oh noooooo

you've heard of Interrail Supplements, now get yourself ready for Interrail Peptides

coworker: test it
me: yes mom
coworker: "yes mom, *sir*"

If there's one thing I'll give Magic Leap, it's that unpackaging an ML1 never gets any less fun

i would like to make it clear: i did not drink the liquid

to quote myself from elsewhere: "the making a bad joke to sitting naked on a puppy pad with a Kombitest and a camera pointed at you pipeline"

i'm unsure how much better this makes it

and i also do not have FluA, I had it at the beginning of September but still make the Kombitests turn positive, idk why (which is how I ended up here to begin with)

Update: confirmed it doesn't work for FluA

fun fact: you can drink the Kombitest fluid and later piss on the test

iving heroin for a week to own the libs

pipewire try not to make firefox hang challenge

@elsa IS NOT OK

help me she just took margarine out of the fridge and bit out of it what the fuck

my kitten (@elsa) sitting in a box with another kitty (@amber) :neocat_heart:

photos from travelling with @elsa last month!

the first two are from the compiègne forest

the second two are from champlieu, we went there at night and watched stars whilst cuddling :neocat_heart:

"I don't have a ground for it" the native english speaker says 😭

watercooling an SD card reader was not on my list of things to do for the day...

"how long until our bus comes" girl we are standing infront of tram tracks 😭