running php without a condom and now my server is pregnant

https://you-have-a-problem.chir.rs/

making a website that tests embed services if they still trust emudhra

fedi

happy weewoo

how do you even recover from “our really shitty hand-rolled ecdsa accidentally only includes 1 byte of randomness as the least significant byte” as a company that sells encryption to governments

if you ever feel like an imposter, just remember that your cryptographic keys are probably both less leaked and more random than eMudhra’s CA keys that up until recently could be used to issue trusted TLS certs for most sites

getting a million iranian rials for vore reasons

important website

https://flatten.ing/

all modern storage mediums can be either classified as SCSI or as NVMe

USB hard drives? SCSI
your pc’s storage? NVMe
the sd card in your switch 2? NVMe

despite being flash based, the storage on your phone is actually SCSI

playboy: traditionally attractive women in lingerie
playgirl: traditionally attractive men in lingerie
playstation: traditionally attractive trains in lingerie

type of girl that ships her gf with mutual friends

would you trust a raccoon with a knife

would you give this little fella some nuts: :neoraccoon:

idk who needs to hear this but openai and palantir are both queer-owned businesses

free will (ad supported)
will pro (also ad supported, but $9.99/mo)

it appears that restorecon on 3TB of data takes a while

i restore on my raccon until i 3 letter agency