You can tell me a million reasons why Barney the Cannibal is a good guy but I'm still going to wonder why you're spending enough time with a cannibal to have a million reasons to praise him.

#Facebook #Meta #X

Every single person in Los Angeles and San Diego should get to slap Donald across the face.

Hard.

#USPol

Historians will agree that it was a mistake to make Chucky president.

#USPol

"I guess my pistol went rogue," said the bank robber to the police.

#AI #OpenAI #ChatGPT #Claude

Is all this happening because chronically unlikable techbros needed to build themselves friends?

#AI #Grok #Muse #Musk #Zuckerberg

For you, the word "blessed" has a __________ connotation.

#Meta hates women and harms children.

This should be a company that's literally impossible to use.

#Facebook #Instagram #Whatsapp

I worry that when Donald thinks about Space Force he's thinking about Galaga.

#USPol

I hope someone objects when Donald starts building a Death Star.

#SpaceForce #USPol

Refusing to choose sides is just choosing a side so disgusting you have to pretend it doesn't exist.

#EdSheeran #Epstein #Gaza #MAGA #USPol

It feels like #Mastodon is the last sane group of people on Earth.

Using #Google to get answers is like using toilets to get water.

Watching #CNN to learn about the world is like watching Spider-Man to learn about New York.

What do we know about telling #Claude to lower itself into a pool of molten steel?

#Instagram has a new logo but it's not a stylized image of a lonely, lackluster nerd ruining the world so I'm still not going to use it.

Anyone who goes to the Kennedy Center after today is a slobbering nazi.

#USPol

Because the one thing we REALLY needed was a complex set of tools for making us stupider.

#AI #ChatGPT #Claude #GenAI #Grok #StableDiffusion

It's frustrating to see that American journalism has as its ambassadors Shaggy and Scooby, trembling in each others' arms at the sight of a movie projector ghost.

#CBS #CNN #MSM #USPol

I'm sad about Joe Biden and hope he recovers quicky but the cancer I'm most worried about is the one building a ballroom that can launch drones.

#USPol

RE: https://beige.party/@TheJen/117049656053085406

It's fun to see someone grab #GenAI by the lapels, slap it around, and hurl it into the sea.