oh for fuck’s sake why i have i started coughing again 😫 i literally only just stopped 😫 give my ribs a chance to recover I BEG

@pippa What kind of a mother are you to even debate that

debating whether or not i’m really going to try to catch the game that starts at 4:30 am japan time…
on the one hand, do i want to wake up at stupid o’clock on a sunday morning to watch the #NHLJets get beaten by last season’s stanley cup winners 😬
on the other hand, there’s an outside chance viggo might get his first NHL point and i do want to see that live…
decisions, decisions 😮‍💨

@skyeslimited @csacaness the fact that the rest of the team mostly chose other more competent adults makes this even funnier ngl

where are my willmack girlies @skyeslimited @csacaness

oh that reminds me, next time someone sees derek can you ask him if he knows how to backflip (@brian maybe?)

Excellent book. Highly recommend it for fans of modern tech history, women's history, internet.

4.25/5

My very brief review of:

Broad Band: The Untold Story of the Women Who Made the Internet by Claire L. Evans

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/8201c154-50a2-420b-8eb0-7508de1bb824

#bookstodon #audibooks

🏒🥅 🏆 🇨🇦 “It’s a game of mistakes, remember? Truth is, I wouldn’t want a team to play perfect hockey now. No organization can sustain that level of performance for 84 games, plus that lengthy playoff run everyone wants to see.”

#Habs #hnom #nhl #hockey #Canadiens #montreal @hnom

https://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/todd-canadiens-habs-fans-habs-blunders-positives-nhl-hockey/

all these years and autocomplete still doesn’t know me at all

it’s times like this that i am very glad that fedi is not twitter, because i for sure would have had at least five dudes in my mentions telling me how wrong i am and how i should kill myself and/or get out of hockey
when, bro, it’s a game 😮‍💨 we’re all just here to have a good time eh

my youtube algo is feeding me video after video of viggo’s SHL highlights and people talking about how viggo is the best thing to happen to hockey* and how he’s future captain material and how anyone who overlooks him because he’s smol is shooting themselves in the foot etc etc etc so i am now fully deluded, i fear there is no coming back from this #viggopilled #hnom

every now and then i think my ribs might be improving and then i forget to take my painkillers or take my rib band thing off and am promptly reminded that no they are not

@Chanclatrix girl

https://youtu.be/gsZauX8gwxo
💜PAST💜
🌸MISTAKES🌸
💖ARE JUST NEW INFORMATION💖
#OliviaRodrigo #ChappellRoan oh chappell oh chappell i missed you so much chappell come back to us my girl chappell roannnnnnn

??? iron and calcium shouldn’t be taken together though?

oh apparently he got stepped on and his skate laces got cut but he managed to avoid any actual injury, thank goodness #NHLJets #hnom

@pippa ni.ce

super grateful for our advanced lifesaving technology etc etc BUT ALSO

The real earthquake were the friends we made along the way.