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This is also why you should never pinkie promise someone that you'll be their friend forever. You might drift apart and then regret it when you're both ghosts.

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It's too easy to start doomscrolling with the constant stream of terrible things happening on your phone. So I encourage you all to put your phones down, go outside, and see that terrible things are happening out there too.

We made a comic about a carnival.

That makes sense.

A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.

This pin is a visual representation of the Pickle Jar Theory, which hypothesizes that our galaxy is contained in a huge pickle jar, and that our planets are giant pickles that will one day be eaten by enormous hungry aliens. The theory has been strongly rejected by every astronomer I've emailed.

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Obviously.

Me: So what's the strategy until the next election?

Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day.

Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption?

Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

That blows my mind.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I genuinely believe if the dinosaurs had worn these lucky socks they would not have gone extinct.

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Merry Christmas, Gwyneth.

That's helpful to know.

That's so fascinating.

Had a great time in upstate New York last weekend. My doctor advised me not to travel so soon after falling into that pool of radioactive waste, but I felt great and my ears had a healthy, irradiated glow the whole trip.

Pros of having two feet:
-Good for walking

Cons of having two feet:
-If you're a Republican, that's one more foot to shoot yourself in.