every other planet in Star Trek: religion is fake, our gods all turned out to be a giant computer, or a juvenile from an extra-dimensional race, or a time traveler

Bajor: will of the Prophets motherfucker

Bajor: The Planet Where Religion Works ™️

it is the particular cruelty of the seasons that the velocity of tasks related to maintaining the house and the family's social life rapidly accelerates right when my brain starts trying to get my body to shut down for the winter

people from Wilmette who shop at Old Orchard should be taxed 10% extra

feel bad I’ve been talking shit about the new Plex app for a couple weeks now and now all the engineers are fired

all of Jensen's spotless creaseless shiny leather jackets have the same vibe as a freshly waxed pickup truck that's never been off-road

that thing was built in theory for someone to be cool in, but its owner is more interested in form than function

leather jackets are going to take decades to recover from Jensen Huang