Programmtipp für alle die zuuuufällig am 12.09. in Berlin sind.

i'm currently back in my plant hyperfocus.

When the root ball of a plant grows, it eventually needs to go into a bigger pot.

So next time you buy a bigger toy, your ass becomes the pot housing a now bigger plant than before.

Your bum is garden.

Acti-@vel aktiviert die Abwehrkräfte

Ich hab heute meine Rundum-Akkuleuchte gefunden (son Ding was jetzt in Spanien statt Warndreieck benutzt wird).

Freu mich schon drauf damit Scheiße zu bauen beim nächsten Besuch einer Workwear-Veranstaltung.🤪

🚨ACHTUNG HIER WIRD GEFICKT🚨

OH: "I gape professionally"

pluisje und die verwunschene Getränkekiste

> this was happening.mp4
> ticket_inspection.fuck
> everybody takes off their hood to not scare her
> everybody is a good boy and shows valid ticket
> she be like "nun könnta se wieder aufsetzen" (now you can put them on again) and leaves

> later when we're getting off the train she yells "verjesst eure Masken nicht!" (don't leave your hoods!)

turns out she has puppy fwends👉👈

love Berlin🥺🥰

@callme_lexo @Flip_Bln @zephyrpuphere

OH: "I use Arsch, btw"

> be me
> go to puppy event
> forgor hood
> employee at the entrance be like

today I had a phone call with a friend who became careful regarding std due to past experiences.

He inspired me to start keeping a logbook of potential exposures, which I have now begun.

I love it when nerds do horny but keep improving the process.

🤳 @shyny_gear

*slorpppppp*

I guess I am a certified summer boi

🎞️ @Flip_Bln

mau, @riko has taken pictures of me 👉👈🥰

OH: "Scheiß auf Vacbed ich hab ein Laminiergerät!"

stepping into hotel elevators and shocking boomer moms dressed in spa robes with my rubber dog on a leash while saying "don't worry he is well tamed" is my kind of humor.

helo am pluisje :3

APX100 / EOS500 / @shyny_gear

OH: "Repetitive strain injury through much nose-boop"

OH: "Don't buy the toy that fits. Buy the toy you want to fit."

random portraits @shyny_gear took of pluis this weekend :3

hello new suit and gloves🥹✨