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normalise publicly shaming dickheads who play youtube or reels or whatever on speaker in public

maybe they're born with it

maybe it's sleep deprivation

“You have to admi—”

No. I don’t have to admit shit until you admit that hastening the climate apocalypse so that you can produce code and text faster is THE DUMBEST POSSIBLE THING, regardless of the quality of that code and text (which remains sub-par).

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Hi there!

I am a professional H A C K E R and have successfully=20
managed to H A C K your operating system.

Currently I have gained full access to your account.

…you get the picture.

using a catch-all inbox and telling every website that my email address is YourWebsiteName@example.com stays winning

in related news, someone stole all of Ticketmaster's customer emails

normalise letting things not be about you

subtracterall

adderall? I hardly know'erall!

…why does opening the "tornado watch" alert on my phone no longer display the alert message?

why does opening it now open a google search for "tornado watch"?

this is going to kill people.

to be fair though, the most annoying part of all this was getting coercively added to the company's ⌗ai-innovations slack channel

absolutely gobsmacked at how the people using this tech refuse to understand it, at all.

$dayjob's director of infosec just asked whether Claude Desktop burns tokens when the app is left open without any agents running.

and then, another high ranking dweeb in the product side of the org just straight up copypastes the question into Clod and plops its response in a reply. the response is of course a wordy mess that begins with a description of what a token is.

RE: https://techhub.social/@jolla/116759572157608384

"no web browser, no social media" is refreshing.

…wait, hang on. what do you mean it actively resists the user installing web browsers?

We’ve also developed patent pending technology that will prevent these apps—and only these apps—from being sideloaded on the device. … Users can sideload nearly anything else they want if it isn’t available on the Commostore, but we’ve drawn a firm line in the sand around any apps that drive doomscrolling.

my buddy. my guy. my hapless dipshit. if I wanted yet another device that I did not control, I would buy an Android feature phone.

this is, at best, cute. maybe useful for people who lack any & all impulse control. but like, do any of us in the second quarter of the 21st Century really need to be spending money on devices we don't technically own?

if we queers are the ones "making everything about our sexuality/identity" then why is it so often the straights who freak out when their partner transitions?

this pride, raise hell.

proud to announce that I have not committed arson recently #BeGayDontCrimes

pro tip: your post is never "too important to CW"; you're just panicking and can't figure out what to write in the CW.

do better.

you exit your bedroom and proudly announce "just honked my shoo to completion". this is because you just:

so is it like, possible to get a covid vax in the US at all now or…?

serious question btw

TFW you wake up from a sex dream but can't rub one out because you just did electro and the skin Absolutely Will Not deal with that right now >:(