i think the vegan cheese company desperately advertising a USA shaped vegan charcuterie board for the 4th may have misjudged their customer base

why would i go to the gym to work on my arms when i can just farmer carry a powermac several blocks across campus

tune in now to https://1190.radio/ (1190 AM / 92.9 FM if you're in Boulder/Denver) to hear our current resident @io live!

"Tech CEOs in 2026: 'We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it's portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it'

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did you know Blucifer isn't the only ominous horse statue in the Denver area?

sometimes a grad student from another school will tell me their research project is "really weird" and then they'll describe something that sounds utterly run-of-the-mill and it's a really excellent reminder of how lucky I've gotten with people indulging and encouraging my whims

anyone on here a USC alum?

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i love my handheld inkjet printer

anyways AMA about working for years in a humane society that did wildlife rescue & rehab i guess

also, they growl.

it's covered by a tattoo of a buffalo now but i have a three inch scar on my left arm from a hare.

if you have never interacted with a jackrabbit (american desert hare), keep it that way if you can.

You see this shit, this shit is what happens when people don't touch coins. If these people picked up a JAMMA cab cash bucket full of a grand's worth of quarters and gave it a shake and slished their fingers around in the coins they'd feel much better and their brains wouldn't be doing so much of this because their fingers would know that money was real. I'm not just saying that because I'm in the coin-op industry, I'm 100% serious

i love that one pretty reliable way to tell if a Leporid is a hare or a rabbit is "does that creature look into my soul with an ancient and unsatisfiable hunger, or is it a bunny?"

me: *schedules tour for a specific time, plans rest of my day around that time*
person leading the group: "Hi, looking forward to our tour tomorrow! We hope to be there close to *scheduled time*"

whyyyy do i bother scheduling at all if everyone thinks my time is meaningless?

the comment, for reference, was "it's not parasitic, and it cannot survive on its own"

choosing not to respond to a comment on a video that's so incorrect it makes my teeth hurt should earn me money

Fight Club / Girl, Interrupted double feature

after-sports public transit is a really special time because you get to experience so many people's first time in public

It's a fair question