If you ever visit my audio page and think 'argh why does she never publish anything about [TOPIC]?' or 'why does she never have any contributors who [WHATEVER YOUR KINK OF CHOICE IS]?' then now's the time to contact me or SHARE the post with people you know who write the kind of stuff you wanna hear.
THANK YOU.
Here's another thing that just went live: call for submissions! Got sex stories/blogs/erotica that you'd like to hear turned into #AudioPorn?
HIT ME UP
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/call-for-submissions-want-to-turn-your-smut-into-audio-porn/
RE: https://mastodon.social/@GoingDownWithSundial/116839676555131276
Wonderful and vulnerable in that way only Sundial does.
'I’m not good with change, unless I am.'
I can SO relate to that...
❤️
RE: https://kinkycats.org/@Jaimieserotica/116817553037386968
ICYMI
My latest #erotica now live on my site.
Enjoy!
Jx
@alice
Just catching up on the chain of toots about this bot-swarm bullshit. So sorry you had to deal with that, and thank you for all of your work on our behalf. You're a star! Jx
Song Lyrics Saturday. I feel it should be a thing. Here's one of my favourites.
Make love, with affection.
Sing me another love song,
But this time with a little dedication,
Sing it, sing it, sing it, sing it.
Holy shit, @Jaimieserotica, why are more people not following you??
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116821965039222579
Writing guest pieces for GOTN is one of the most enjoyable things I've done in erotica writing so far and has exposed a massive online readership to my stuff.
I very strongly recommend anyone with a cool story or idea gets in touch with her.
My fingers dance slowly over the crease where your thigh meets your crotch. I can feel how the hair lifts the cotton of your shorts, so it no longer kisses your skin. How your hair moves under my teasing fingers. And, so very slowly, my hand moves closer to your cock, and I imagine it pulse against the cotton of your shorts. Mmmh, there it is, that tent of air your hardness has created. And still I take my time, my little finger trailing, teasing at your hair.
So close now.
God damn it DS9...
Why does "evil universe" always actually translate to "bisexual bad-girl fan-service"?
Not *all* bisexuals are evil leather-clad sex-vixens.
RE: https://kinkycats.org/@Jaimieserotica/116815226757604411
Fancy some new sleaze for your weekend entertainment???
I've got you covered..
RE: https://kinkycats.org/@Jaimieserotica/116815226757604411
Fancy some new sleaze for your weekend entertainment???
I've got you covered..
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116815725924996698
So delighted to have made this collaboration with the brilliant @girlonthenet
It's one that always needed audio :)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116815725924996698
I shall settle down with this later this evening for a little *me time*....🥵
NEW EROTICA TIME, BABY!!
Because its Filth Friday, as usual.
I actually accidentally published this late last night after doing some final edits and only discovered this morning. In my defence, I was REALLY tired.
Hope you like this one in which I am mean to A and somebody gets a little trick played on them.
https://jaimieserotica.com/close-to-the-edge/
NEW SMUT CLAXON!!
But not until tomorrow... 😘
As if it wasn't hot enough already...
Once a year, when it gets too hot, I have* to repost this.
Today is obviously that day.
CN: I did actually fuck the ice lolly.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ice-lolly-in-my-vagina/
*want
There's a classic jazz song called 'It's Too Darn Hot' about how nobody wants to screw when the weather is, well, too hot.
Notwithstanding the 'hells-oven' temperatures in the UK and a lot of Europe right now, if you're feeling horny, may I humbly suggest my guest story I wrote for my friend JK Mill, all about sultry sweaty shagging, flamenco dancing and hot Spanish dudes stripped to the waist.
Nom nom nom... Jx
https://filthwithfeeling.com/guest-story-el-amor-y-el-flamenco-by-jaimies-erotica/
Or wetter than a lobsters swimming trunks.
Or wetter than a mermaid's purse.
You get the idea.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116795220282084799
If you don't listen to this for any other reason, do it for Tabitha's voice.
That woman could read a shopping list and I'd be wetter than a November weekend in Manchester 🤤