Each broom agent can spawn additional, autonomous broom agents, each with their own pails. This allows apprentices to accelerate monotonous water-fetching tasks and save their time and energy for more interesting and useful work

RE: https://post.lurk.org/@shibacomputer/116827981116605348

This is the future those who push for age verification want for us.

Newly available cats for adoption are the tuxedoed Izanagi and all-black Fujin. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/community/2026/06/28/fujin-izanagi-cat-adoption/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #community #catsforadoption

RE: https://det.social/@lostgen/116820546568940358

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

There's something about cats and sinks. Icarus is no exception.

#catsOfMastodon

Atelier piscine pour Coffee, Susuwatari et Nezuko. Châtaigne a décidé de snober la fête, comme d'habitude 😅

#FediCats #CatLife

Fedi over the last few days:

Can't wait for this new release. 🎮

Happy #caturday from Dotty

Well ... ok.

#weather #heat #newspaper #usatoday

Martha was snoozing in the sun, on-this-day.

Mamiya C220 . 8cm f/2.8 . T-Max 100 . Flic B/W/G 7m @ 25.5C . Jun 27, 2025

#BelieveInFilm

Please admire the technique

#CatsOfMastodon

and you can have it all

my empire of egg

I will not value goose

eggs do not lay eggs

Maybe Japan doesn't have a fairy tale about a goose laying golden eggs, so SoftBank has to explain exotic Western philosophy to its shareholders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtM0Cjb0dEU&t=3407s

#GooseValue

30 to 50 feral geese.

Who up milkin’ they goose gravy train?

My heavenly vessel.

@spawnofzap it's the hip new meme around these parts, everyone's riffing on this ridiculous softbank slideshow: https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf