Wait wait wait…. Why did no one, the OS itself included, tell me that default emacs navigation shortcuts work globally on macOS?

My fucking life has changed right now.

A lot of peeps who “cannot condone murder” under any circumstances regarding health insurance CEOs are strangely casual about their support for capital punishment 🤔

Icon in question. How does anyone know what this fuckong button does if it doesn’t have a label, which it absolutely doesn’t.

Jfc man, internet is really dead and people aren’t discussing anything anymore. They’re incurious or something, or have lost all semblance of criticism.

When I search for “how the fuck does the Apple Music automix icon make any sense, I mean, who designed that and said ‘yeah, this instantly is recognizable as automix’?”, I am expecting at least a couple results resembling a discussion of icon design.

All I get is idiotic AI summaries of what automix is and how to turn it off, and Reddit threads of people hating on people hating on the feature. Either not one fucking person is curious about how the *icon* for the goddam feature came to be, or search is completely lobotomized. I swear, a couple years ago I’d get at least one or two links to forums about UX design at least.

Fuck it’s 4 in the morning, have a ton of work to do today, I’m not rested yet and can’t fucking sleep.

Perfect Monday

I want a mastodon (or client) feature that collapses boosts if the same person boosts more than, say 3 posts back to back.

It’s for when I don’t want to mute someone’s boosts but also find it difficult to scroll over 17246 posts (commonly with pictures and links so each takes up the entire screen) on a particular topic I’m not in the mood for at the moment.

You can tell by the fact that they’re incapable of explaining their shit without drowning it in ambiguous jargon even when you specifically ask that they don’t.

There are three professions that rely on you not understanding they’re full of shit: finance, accounting and audio.

I decided to refresh my web development skills from years ago, got repulsed by IDE choices. So much vibe coding.

Accidentally learned vim in the process.

I have no idea why but I think youtube is trying to get me to start smoking.

It randomly suggested two videos from different channels, of people smoking various brands of cigs and reviewing them. WTF?

“Stop boiling/frying eggs!! Learn this poaching method instead!!”

Wtf kinda logic is that? Even if I learn the recipe or whatever, why do I have to stop doing other methods?

Why does this type of clickbait work? Why are people clicking on this?

I will instantly reject your follow request if you don't have a profile picture and bio, you know, the things essential to show what kind of person you are and where you stand on things.

So if you happen to survive the upcoming end of modern life, what will you save from today (aside from survival necessities)? *This is NOT a rhetorical question*

I’ll try to make sure my music gear survives as intact as possible so I can provide post apocalyptic jams in the post apocalypse.

Please someone save a generator. We’ll need it for the raves.

As someone who grew up in a muslim country, I have zero good memories of ramadan and the holiday afterwards.

Think Christian holiday trauma.

Eid go **** ******** to all who share the sentiment.

Youtube these days:

“The truth about ball point pens”

Proceeds to read the Wikipedia article about ball point pens

I blocked the mutual who posted an Ayn fucking Rand quote. I just can’t these days.

What’s worse is, this person was in good faith trying to dissuade people from using leisure ANC earbuds as a substitute for certified hearing protection, in a discussion among professionals who work heavy equipment and construction.

This means these people handle dangerous fucking things without a basic understanding of physics!

Mood: this dude

https://youtu.be/VXzz8o1m5bM

To peeps who have always “gotten a charlatan vibe from” or “been suspicious of” Deepak Chopra:

How confident are you that chickens are birds?

What’s with fascists and chess?