things to say to fediverse users:

sell me this fediblock
does this timeline go forwards or backwards
what are your intentions with my child
name 10 linux distros
have you heard of ai
do you speak german

seepy ​:protomoji_sleepy:​

just pulled an absolutely perfect moka pot brew rn. perfectly even flow rate, minimal bubbling, and a precise clean stop. theyre gonna be teaching philosophy students for centuries about this brew as an example of a platonic ideal

i remember when nether quartz was new

however this may or may not be against the terms and conditions and/or acceptable use policy so. probably dont do that actually

if i did my math correctly its like 4x cheaper (paying for egress directly costs $10 per TB, while storing dummy data to increase the 3x free egress costs $2.31 per TB)

am i tripping, or is it cheaper to get more egress out of backblaze by storing dummy data instead of paying for egress directly?

damn i just got a totp of 333343

i bet theres probably people out there asking chatgpt if the mushrooms they picked are edible

okay so i thought overheating sucked, but it turns out overheating while having what i believe to possibly be a spontaneous collapsed lung sucks even more actually. fortunately the collapsed lung resolved itself in like 5 mins

i miss summer

dont worry! mold mario is here to decays you!

feeling like 🝳

managed to get more diamonds than iron in minecraft ​:protomoji_woozy:​

swaws

not enough robot boys in my bed cuddling me

HES TRYING AGAIN 😭🥀

dont gift a horse mouth in the horse

freezing toilet seat season ​:protomoji_pensive:​

ouuhh ... cold