Congrats Brazil

someone at Polymarket is drafting a tweet about how their users accurately predicted the Brazilian election result within one point

#polymarket

2010: You’re holding it wrong
2026: You’re folding it wrong

It’s called iPhone Duo because buyers will get another iPhone Duo because of the screen defect, for an iPhone Duo Duo

🫪 https://www.tomsguide.com/phones/iphones/the-iphone-duo-just-came-out-and-owners-are-already-seeing-screens-crack-at-the-hinge

We’re into year 2 into Apple discovering that covering app content with random floating UI elements is a shit idea that they never should have done

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/10/25/apple-wants-to-fix-safari-on-iphone-duo/

TIL on here that 1989 was 10–20 years ago. Let's just say it was.

THE INTERNET

What I want to know is why Hitler's vacay home is still there and hasn't been demolished like 75 years ago.

“oh no AI is a big security risk, you should buy more AI tokens to make your software more secure” say AI companies who desperately need to sell more tokens to keep up their inflated valuations

I love how 50%+ of accounts that Mastodon suggests I follow are inactive.

So "ID required" laws for social media that compromise everyone's privacy due to data leaks and lock LGBTQ kids out of information have LITERALLY ZERO impact on safety?

hashtag eyeroll

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/oct/23/uk-children-just-as-likely-to-have-suffered-harm-on-social-media-despite-crackdown-ofcom-online-safety-act

more or less confirms that the PHP exploit on Wednesday was overblown, and contrary to claims it would be exploited in 15 mins, we haven’t even seen one confirmed exploit yet. even proof of concept exploits are incredibly hard to write and deploy.

AI companies were lying. again

https://blog.luitjes.it/posts/i-want-my-wednesday-back/

Regular PSA: If you or a loved one have mental health issues, please get help and help others!

I’m at my regular ketamine therapy. 🧠🤌

Kodak moment

They should invent humans with no skin and hair so the laptop keyboard doesn't get filthy within minutes of using it

RE: https://mastodon.design/@rafa/117489377884458623

obviously this should be the Zelda chest sound

extremely don't want to watch any documentaries about sociopathic dysfunctional criminals (several movies to choose from right now)

why would anyone want to put themselves through this

OH MY GOD

I realized why the vibecoder software can be "like a home cooked meal" bothers me so much https://bradfrost.com/links/post/an-app-can-be-a-home-cooked-meal/

IT'S THE STEAMED HAMS SKETCH

Someone says they're making you a home cooked meal and then they plop a Krusty Burger on your plate and call it a family recipe they made themselves

Quote post with the first video game you remember playing!

Mine was Pepper II on the Colecovision.