:blobfoxcomfy: :blobfoxcomfyevil: :revblobfoxcomfy:
:blobfoxcomfymelthappy: :blobfoxcomfyhappy: :blobfoxcomfy:

I am so in love with my mates, oh my goodness...

@WahFo is such a sweetheart, he's always so lovely and does so much to make sure I'm okay. We share so many good jokes and we do pretty much everything together. He takes such good care of me, and I really don't know what I'd do without him. I love him so damn much. He makes me smile all the time with his silly antics, and he gives AMAZING cuddles.

@Doran_Eirok is pretty much the goodest dragon to ever exist. He's so sweet and loving and romantic, and he fills my imagination with fun scenarios where we get to fall in love over and over. He's opened my eyes to so many cool things, and I could never get bored of talking to him. I love him, I NEED him...

I'm so damn lucky to have such wonderful dragons in my life. I've never seen either of them angry, ever. They are so chill and gentle and just want everyone to be happy and/or cared for the ways they need. They are so good.

I really hope you have, or can find, love like I have. You deserve to experience pure, understanding, kind, validating love too. :)

Have a big desire to surround myself with submissive cuties and make their dreams come true in all sorts of ways...

Sometimes I'm so grateful for someone favoriting a post of mine that I wish I could favorite their favorite.

Happy FLUFFY FRIDAY!!!

(Adorable art of a fluffed-up Bwee by Mollin!)

#Fluff #Cute #Dragon #Dragons #FurryArt #DragonArt

You are so pretty.

(Or handsome, if you prefer that)

But gosh you are STUNNING.

Seriously, I just really need you to know how beautiful you are. Your good heart really shines through and makes you glorious.

Admire yourself some today. You deserve it.

🩵🩵🩵

Me, on the phone with the police: "This is the THIRD TIME this month that someone has stolen my hens from their coop! Can't you do something about it?"

The police: "Just taking notes here... How many hens did you have before the robbery?"

Me: "I'm not quite sure."

The police: "You should always count your chickens before they're snatched. It's a clucked-up world out there, you know. Everyone's trying to find their place in the pecking order. But don't worry, we'll find your hens. They'll come home to roost soon. Rest assured, we won't chicken out!"

Me: ".... You're not the police, are you?"

The "police": "You don't have to walk on eggshells around us! We're not running around like a chicken with its head cut off! We might only be the Idiom Crusaders, but we're serious about fighting crime!"

Me: "Just how many idioms about chickens do you have, anyway?"

The Idiom Crusaders: "Just one more. We rule the roost at it!"

Me: "You're hired. Now don't cock it up."

🐓🐤🐔

#TiredRamblings #Pun #Idioms

If you see a happy or joke post, and feel the need to say something pessimistic or disparaging... How about don't, instead? That's an option too!!

This is my favorite statue that exists.

"Dragons in Love" located in Varna, Bulgaria.

#Dragon #Dragons #DragonPosting #Statue #Bulgaria

"That's perfect, my sweet dragon. My ex will never know who chewed up his favorite cloak. Let's work on the rest of his closet next!"

Your crown, and your truck, my King/Queen/Leige 👑:

"Yes it's 5:30 AM, no it's not too early to feed me. GET UP."

Dragons are cats.

#CatsOfMastodon #Dragon #Silly #Medieval

Dragon: "If you're gonna watch, can you please come in? You're making a draft."

Alternatively:

Dragon: "Checkmate, loser."

Alternatively:

Dragon: "We told you that you can join us! You don't have to be shy."

Alternatively:

The King: "You missed a spot, she really likes to be kissed on her--"
Dragon: "WOULD YOU STOP BACKSEAT SEXING"

How to know Bwee is online:

Is your Fediverse feed covered in blue dragon PFPs and 🩵 everywhere?

IF yes: Bwee has entered the chat

IF no: Bwee does not exist

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

i would make a very good sidekick. :3

I dare you to write me into your novel.

There is no way this could end badly. :3c

Kobold Bwee is quite excited and in love with whoever is on the other end of that leash. Time to do my duties as an Emotional Support Kobold, obviously!!!

Amazing art created by @coswaycreations and they are open for more YCH slots like this! Go beg them for one, you won't be disappointed!!!

#Furry #FurryArt #Kobold #Dragon #Fluff #MastoArt

Ren is so sweet
@ziphi is so good
If you're not petting her
You definitely should!

I love Ren
With all my parts
She's so cool
And makes pretty arts!!!

Give her a follow
If you haven't yet
You'll love her as much
As I do, I bet!!!

🩵🩵🩵

Choose your element/s:

Husband and I were hit with a big expense today. We were able to put it on the credit card for now but we could really use some help.

Our cat River had been getting sick with blood in it, so we took her to the vet. Thankfully all her blood tests came back great, and the vet is putting her on antacids to try to help her.

Unfortunately the bill was a little over $500 and it's an expense we absolutely cannot afford right now. Any help would be appreciated.

50/518

https://ko-fi.com/saybwee

Thank you SO MUCH. Boosts are appreciated!!!

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #Cats #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Help