Javier Jimenez Shawjjimenezshaw@mapstodon.space
Jul 4, 2026, 9:15 AMretooted Michael
https://github.com/mnapoli/vibephp
“VibePHP is a next-generation PHP runtime and web server that runs PHP faster* and better*.
“There is no interpreter. There is no compiler. When a request comes in, your PHP source is handed to an AI that reads it, runs it in its head, makes up whatever it needs to (the database, the clock, the network, the truth), and hands back the HTTP response it reckons the code would have produced.
“It is not deterministic. It is not cheap. It is not correct. It is, however, very vibe.”
It only gets better from there!