What are folks on different group message platforms talking about?

IRC: I can't see what they're talking about because there's no chat history.

XMPP: Everyone here hates matrix and so we spend all our time talking about our shared hate of matrix.

Matrix: We talk about how the matrix.org foundation is doing a terrible job stewarding the matrix protocol.

Discord: We have no one to talk to because all our friends were banned by the AI mod bot.

Stoat: Everyone here hates Discord and so we spend all our time talking about our shared hate of Discord.

Signal: I lost my chat history and contacts and I don't know how to get them back so I don't know what everyone's talking about.

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