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I regret my choice of words. this is disrespectful to the bitch ass community. I will do better.

yeah fucking CHECK our response times bitch asses we are still fucking here you wastes of oxygen

actually imna go post this Loud brb

(insofar as a cop is a person. which is debatable. but it wasn't a targeted event so it could have been anyone, this is just the one that got coverage, because of cop fucker reasons. RAAAAAGH)

god I hate the carbrained strib. this opening sentence about a person getting fucking killed by a driver's negligence has "officer involved shooting" vibes.
https://www.startribune.com/police-bicyclist-dies-in-st-paul-after-being-hit-by-parked-suvs-door-as-it-swung-open/601865374?utm_source=gift

my version: A driver in an SUV opened her door into a bicyclist in St. Paul, killing him, officials said.

his version: A bicyclist collided in St. Paul with a parked SUV’s door as it was being opened and suffered a fatal injury, officials said.

A local deity called "St. Rat" which is a mosaic relief guerilla artwork put up by some trans artists in Seattle 🐀☀️

The city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up ...

It has a website at the delightful URL -
https://www.hotratsummer.gay/about

#StreetArt #Trans

If hosting gay porn makes the Fediverse unpalatable to capital & media, I feel that it should be mandatory for all instances to so host.

If an instance doesn’t have gay porn in their public feeds, I’m requesting that they get a better user base.

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

lmao I was on a date while the news of Mitch McConnell being brain dead broke lmaooooo rip bozo you will not be missed and I wish it had happened sooner

So let me tell you about “Baby Sharking”. In #NYC, it is considered stunningly rude to play sound on your phone while you’re on a bus or subway. But sadly a few people do it anyway, and it’s also considered rude to confront them. So I have found a solution.

When someone is making phone noise (almost always scrolling TikTok) on the bus or subway, I stand next to them and blast “Baby Shark” on my phone. They can’t say anything, because they can’t very well say that I’m being any ruder than they are being. So 90% of the time they turn off the TikTok, put on headphones or leave. And then I immediately stop of course.

I encourage other New Yorkers to do this.

Qiyou Wu is the 11th North American pro! #baduk

listen buddy I have an axe to grind and connections. you will absolutely regret intimidating a legal observer while being recorded on camera

My passion is infographics.

this is especially egregious when I point out that the door IS the window they were scratching at excitedly with moth chasing dreams. it's mostly glass. it's bright and hot out there I guess

bicycles are insane. you just take a mammal that’s very good at long distance running and put a wheel adapter on it

the cats were excited about a cabbage moth out the window, as I have kale on the porch and recently evicted a half dozen vermin eating my precious kale I opened the door to have them to chase it away. now they are sitting inside in front of the open door looking at the moth. come ON

Still can't quite believe the World Health Organisation framed Roger Rabbit AND let the dogs out

the first ring southwest suburbs - Richfield, Eagan - are where the fascists are abducting people lately (as in today and yesterday). I hope every fascist involved in abductions has a nosebleed that never clots and they die from nosebleed blood loss while crying