AI trainer? I'm not interested in training anything that doesn't go for walkies

looking forward to the day my roommate stops yelling at sports and goes back to yelling at world of warcraft

the oroborous is just a guy who wanted to eat ass and realized he had ass at home

Libby may be owned by a corp pushing AI but considering the alternatives are spotify and amazon.. :baduk: they get my audiobook needs met

if you've ever worked IT- settle a bet

semi truck is huge I don't want to see one fully erect

happy nonbinary day to everyone, yes you can use this holiday as an excuse to treat yourself i know I fuxkin am

orthodox? who's revealing the location of my teeth?

sending strength to whichever demons are currently torturing lindsey graham

"caution: dry floor" sign at the dick sucking factory

What Kind of Store is This?
We sell:
▫️Bawdy poems
▫️Shiny trinkets
▫️Lizard supplies
▫️Grass (various)

We DO NOT SELL:
▫️Normal poems
▫️Funko pops
▫️Dirt
▫️Dog supplies

he was a mac

he was a pc

can I make it any more obvious

I'm full of curry and down to scurry

*scampering*

:blobcatcoffee:

*scampering intensifies*

oh you're a people pleaser? name three people who are pleased with you

what combination of mistakes have i made to make youtube think i want to watch 17 again with zac efron

my least favorite holiday is over, as someone who hates america, loud noises, and meat

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i wonder if I'll ever find love again

praying for the strength of whatever illness mitch mcconnell is fighting

lactose intolerance got buffed and now i can't even enjoy baked goods, chat I'm cooked