“So, the poster says ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’…”

Sheriff: “Mr. Schrödinger, you’ve been warned before! Get the hell out of my office!”

RE: https://mastodon.social/@janvlug/116929405070753800

Take this survey even if you don’t identify as vegan, but are trying to reduce eating animal products.

#Meme #Humour

Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. 
And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Add your name to this mass complaint:

https://rebootfifa.com/sign

I wanted for the longest time to make a digital game for my kids that can be enjoyed offline, without tracking, with a nice UI, and a distinct set of games.

So I got at it during my vacation with the help of AI, and my kid loves them.

All is opensource (GPL 3) and requires only a webbrowser: https://github.com/KhaaL/LibreToybox

#opensource #FOSS #children #games

“Okay Nancy, try it now.”

Not to brag or anything, but I don't need alcohol to post things that I'll regret later.

"[UPDATE: 11 fin whales have been killed in the last few weeks]

They fire explosive harpoons that detonate inside whales' bodies, leaving them to agonise for up to two hours

But millionaire Kristján Loftsson has no intention of stopping…147 whales could be slaughtered in the coming weeks, as [his] hunting quota is still in force.

Fin whales are capable of communicating through song, feeling love and deep emotional suffering. "

https://secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/stop_the_whale_butcher_loc/

#whales #StopWhalingIceland #Iceland

Alright, let's check back in on Discord. How is their CSAM filter doing?

They messed up their classifier and now apparently chess boards and spreadsheets are illegal now which get you an automated permanent ban 💩

“i shit you knot”

- dogs after swallowing string

50% of my brain: "I need to start thinking about the next steps that I can take to evolve my career in privacy and security."

50% of my brain: "I want to work in a museum or a book store and never touch a computer again for the rest of my life."