Also, turns out that having your Discord hacked prompts people to reach out through Lovense chat.

Here's a cool martial arts trick.
Get lungs full of air and yell "FUCKING--" and while the opponent is waiting for the rest of the phrase, eager to find out fucking WHAT do you mean exactly, just turn around and leave.

What's a mango?
A pedestrian crosswalk.

What's a cargo?
An automobile highway.

WoT Blitz Reforged UI is so convoluted and unnecessarily flashy — like I get it, I’ll get used to it, but hell, it’s Forza Horizon with tanks now.

Packing up and returning to war. Leave's over, sadge.

That's $200 down the drain, thank you very much. So hate it.

We opened the engine to check and it's deader than mine. FUCK.

I thought my transformation into a warring military officer would be beautiful and badass, like Lucy Lawless in Xena or Tian Xiwei in Chasing Jade, but no.
Instead I'm getting a ticket to becoming a grumpy infested cunt with hairline starting in outer space, and two questionable automobile engines at my disposal.

Damn it. I got passengers.

Bought deworming meds just now.

Seemingly, being a perfect badass military woman comes with some drawbacks of its own.

This leave is all about falling apart. Plum's engine is falling apart, my tooth is falling apart, my goddamn arse is falling apart too.

Destined for greatness, forced to live a damn sitcom.

Yeeeeaaaahhh, got my leave slip. Noice.
Two days to go.

Believe it when I see it, but maaaaaybe I'll get a vacation in several days. Kinda hard to keep my hopes down on that one.

The forest looked magical with these fresh baby leaves decorating the tree branches

Follow https://mastodon.social/@tiffanytroia because she takes awesome pictures, draws like Aiwazowsky (except no sea) and recorded an entire song about mullets.

I remembered enough German for “verdammte Scheiße” and that’s fine.

In the past 24 hours I almost fell casualty to friendly fire, almost got killed by FPV drones twice, and almost got mauled by a wild boar.

War's never been so much fun.

Kama, kama, kama, kama
Kama chameleon
You come and go
You come and go ...

This started out as a joke in a stream, then the streamer challenged me to draw this. 😅

#MastoArt #DigitalArt #Chameleon

Remember that one little sequence in Violet Evergarden when she’s skipping on top of a lake?

That’s me except in camo instead of fancy outfit, with a cigarette instead of umbrella, an irritated fuck-this-to-hell expression instead of excited, and over mud instead of a lake.

Mud is, to give you a perspective, so fucked up that I managed to get stuck wearing A/T tires on the Plum.

Koskenkorva

Just so I won't forget the brand name again.