The bitch yelling about "come and kill me" on a random beach. Just yelling at the ocean

Is! That!! Good!!!

https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/07/07/microsoft-365-copilot-adoption-is-under-4-5-after-3-years-only-1-use-it-weekly-yet-prices-went-up/

This statement from Mitch McConnell’s wife is really funny

Michigan sees explosive outbreak of diarrheal parasite with over 700 cases

Cases have risen quickly as officials are working to identify a common source.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/michigan-sees-explosive-outbreak-of-diarrheal-parasite-with-over-700-cases/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

@radicalrobit @deneb That’s why people should be allowed to force feed you stuff you specifically requested. If I’m elected to Congress, I’ll propose this as my No Takesy-Backsies Act

yaoi yagami

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no wait

the idea of paying actual real life money to stream the weather channel is such a foreign concept to me I can't believe it's a thing that literally anybody pays for.

can't wait until noah has all green checks, presumably the world will end at that time

When I just dump something at the bottom of the basement stairs instead of finding a home for it and putting it away

We must utterly destroy the idea that computers are brains, that computers think in any capacity.

*cough* CUCK *cough*

Somehow, The Living Dead Returned

There's no fucking reason why Remedy needed to have a musician create a song that goes this hard, but they did it because they could and they wanted to. Love this studio.

Someone posted the song from the latest CONTROL Resonant trailer with the lyrics translated from Finnish into English and they are profound in that they describe Jesse's brother to a fucking tee.

https://youtu.be/YcQE1OP7e30

What would be the funnier company to watch implode because they have an unsustainable level of debt that they can only maintain right now due to the overly inflated stock prices?

The most trusted name in batteries

This is my kitten (5-7 months, conflicting info so for ease I'm saying 6 months)
Sir Robin "Puck" Goodfellow, or "Puck" for short. (Didn't do that particular play but yes I was a Theatre Gay in high school)

I didn't plan on getting a new cat until October but tbh I feel like Mr Mittens guided me to meet this one. The meows (when he's not just mewing) are very similar, they have that same round quality I'll have to try recording one at some point.

He's still his own cat, and he's very mischevous, playful and loves cuddles. And I got barely any sleep because of him last night but as long as I don't keel over I'm fine.

Everyone say Hi to Puck and swear an oath of fealty. 💜💜💜

Pictures released by the Israeli military shows personal belongings confiscated by Israeli forces from Palestinians returning to Gaza under strict restrictions and monitoring, including perfumes and phones which the military classifies as prohibited.

https://qudsnen.com/share/67970?lang=en

#Israel #Palestine #Gaza #Palestinian

Rent arrears are paid, thank you all so much 😭

Now I'm home from hospital and need to get food/non-prescription meds for the rest of the month

£80 should cover it if anyone has anything to spare🙏

https://monzo.me/siobhandockerty?h=PrWQAw or DM for another method

PIP application is in progress but could take a while, if approved

#mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #mutualaidboost

you'll never want to stop beating sam altman to death, etc, etc, etc.jpg