I'm not so sure all of these memes are really helping us. :blobCat_tilt:

That toot was a result of watching my terrier rearranging the earth around the garden.

When humans arrive on a distant planet without good planning: We need to terraform this planet. How many terriers did we bring with us?

The relationship with my dogs is so easy to define and understand. But my relationship with my cat is otherwise. :blobcatgiggle:

Do people engage less with followers-only toots, do you think? I mean, obviously they can't boost them and only the person's followers can see them so there will be less opportunity for engagement than public toots. But I wonder if some people are less inclined to respond by tapping the star or commenting when they see followers-only toots. What think ye all?

All of the AI being used to demonstrate how bad AI is.

Being rude to birds is a lowly pastime.

No one wins the blame game for long. 🙇🏽‍♀️

Being civilized has led to us (humans) resorting to the legal system to resolve disputes instead of wreaking* vengeance upon the heads of our enemies for seven generations. And I’m not sure we are better off as a result. 😅
Edit: changed reaping to wreaking because that is the way it is said normally. I always say reaping because I think of the Grim Reaper. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I may be a crone, but am not even close to being withered. :blobCat_tilt:

I can’t tell you how many times my border collie mix nearly makes me throw my back out because she wants to play. So much energy in that dog.

Good morning to everyone who thinks they’re special. :ablobwave:

I’ve never even heard of Google Reader. Did I miss out? 😅

Please stop using “unicorns” as a metaphor. It hurts their feelings.

The real question is: Why would anyone buy Meta's smart glasses?

Don't mind me. I'm just finding any opportunity to use Kalends in a sentence. Also the Nones and the Ides.

On this last day 'fore the Kalends of July, let us take note that a half-year has gone by. And lest we forget that we've poisoned our sky, let's all bow our heads for a much needed cry.

Remember that time back in 1991 when Ozzy Osborne was inspired by Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo?

Block it like you talk it.

Too late.
That ship has sailed.
The race has been run.
That horse has been put out to pasture.
That bud has blossomed, wilted, gone to seed.
That whale has swum back out to sea.
That coupon has expired.
That banana has over-ripened.
That battery is no longer rechargeable.
That sock is beyond darnable.
That tissue needs to be composted.
That plate is broken.
That tiara is out of style.
That blanket has completely unraveled.
That bread has turned into penicillin.
That star has supernovaed.
That musical saw has lost its tune.
This list has ended.