https://www.biographic.com/the-corals-that-shouldnt-exist

RE: https://mellified.men/@distressedegg/116728734608902981

It’s the final day of the QVP sale in my shop! Don’t miss this opportunity, queer villains!

it's like this

(I do freaking hate split levels though, they're not accessable and not attractive or interesting enough to make up for it)

(we are in the window shopping phase, I have been in the window shopping phase my entire life, I will live, it is fine actually, and I really do enjoy just looking at homes)

It's just, my wife keeps telling me how charming she finds split-levels with daylight basements and I *swoons onto conveniently placed chase lounge*

I simply cannot take it!

I need everyone to acknowledge that I am being over-dramatic and ridiculous in like, a funny way, when I keep posting about these nigh-untouched midcentury architecture homes like I'm gonna die if I can't live in a place with original wood paneling and a conversation pit.

Like, a house with it's own website is not gonna be sold to flippers, the seller is looking for my kind of maniac. It's going to be just fine.

https://maple.pet/ditherinator/ all credit to the online tool I used to edit an existing meme I stole from reddit.

If you want to make low bandwidth memes, this is an easy way to get into it, just mess around with the setting and the sliders until you have something good.

Having to filter out notifications for likes and re-toots on mobile (tusky) is what keeps me humble.

#LowBandwidthMemes

#LowBandwidthMemes

it's unfortunate that I can't have this house, because it's got everything that I want.

but, my beautiful wife needs a living room with a concrete slab she can install her homelab server rack into.

also, despite being tiny, old, and right by a road, it's like a million dollars.

I know a great deal of y'all were there for Chair Quest but I am about to be just as annoying as soon as I am in a position to buy a house.

https://7351redmond.com/ go check out the 3d walk through

I biked over here earlier today and it's not selling because it's got a lot of road noise from union hill road, also it's small and weird and on the sid eof a hill, but just LOOK AT IT look at this kitchen!!

it's had two owners total and the last people bought it in the 90's

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7351-216th-Ave-NE-Redmond-WA-98053/48796227_zpid/

I want this house so bad

This is always generally true, but it is very true today.

House lust is upon me.

We're at the "She Likes it!" Phase.

So now she's watching YouTube and reading Wikipedia.

One must not just eat eggs, but understand them.

Who else up beating their wheat? :neocat_kisser:

#Anime #IpponMondays

My wife is on a journey of discovery, today she has discovered scrambled eggs.