@nightjar you gravitate towards piss kink but will never hit it, always just orbiting

Matrix Reloaded had that cake that gives you an orgasm, but to me it always just looked like that lady had to pee

Hör mal auf mir mit deinem Poloch zuzuzwinkern du machst mich ganz wuschig

Men are from Arse, women are from Penis

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Getting this tattooed over my dick

@nightjar smash that pussy like you smash the like and subscribe buttons

Smash fascism and then smash that pussy

Seeing a sex doll copy of yourself and immediately ripping its dick off is a perfectly normal thing to do, imo.

https://www.businessinsider.com/we-were-promised-sex-robots-2026-6

dating people from the fedi

lesbische Wolfmädchen so:

@bean “That’s just the tip—of the iceberg.”
“Oh god, I’m not sure I can take any more!”

The tip of the iceberg vs the shaft of the iceberg

hey babe wanna get on a tram with me and go to Oppai I mean Oppai I mean Oppai I mean Oppai I mean

If you hold the head steady Imma milk the cow ;)

Men are from Arse, women are from Penis

When it comes to eating snails, the french are escarGOATed