Attempts to give Samus Aran and Boba Fett more personality and characterization have failed for the same reason: not enough autism

This pizza place opened nearby and based on the chef’s mustache I’m convinced that this is excellent pizza and I will be trying it.

Pro Tip: Swap out the graham crackers and chocolate bar for fudge stripe cookies. The cookies already have enough chocolate on them and shortbread doesn't put up as much of a fight as a cracker.

Wikipedia claims their precursor is the Marshmallow Marguerite, which is a toasted marshmallow and butter on a saltine cracker. Notably, this is a single cracker so you don't have to contend with the hydraulic press effect of attempting to bite into a smore.

Somebody played a trick on their girl scout troop, but the result was so delicious that people started enjoying them unironically.

Smores are a camp joke that got out of hand. Take hot gooey messy marshmallow and sandwich it between two hard crackers? Then try to eat it in the dark where you can't clean your hands?

@mrencyclopedia I need to find this person, I have so many original characters

The secret to making new friends as an adult is to find someone and draw their original characters and ask them questions about their original characters.

in Sonic the Hedgehog 3, the "iwamodoki" enemies in Lava Reef display a "100" point indicator when destroyed but do not actually add points to player score

this is blatant wage theft. millions of players have each had thousands of points withheld for years and I am initiating class-action litigatio

Sort of like pinned posts, but on a separate linkable page. Artist galleries, posts about a specific topic (like an ongoing project), that sort of thing. Similar to what you can do with tagging, but more deliberate.

Not entirely sure why Mastodon needs lists, collections, and "featured profiles" pinned to your profile. You know what would be cooler than a collection of profiles? A collection of specific posts, so artists could make galleries.

How many correction layers does it take to figure out a color palette?

I have created a provisional collection of #art friends. If you are not on this list and believe you ought to be, please let me know. It's possible that I tried to add you and was unable due to your settings.

https://retro.pizza/collections/116848017812472048

Technically, the extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

https://e926.net/posts/4795854

Source 1: https://twitter.com/catwheezie/status/1771892336026320911/photo/1
Source 2: https://twitter.com/catwheezie/status/1771892202509107456/photo/2

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There are few things I am less interested in knowing than what specifically is inside a hot dog

Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face

✅ if you join here you're old
✅ you've seen too much shit
✅ you're tired of said shit

(I seriously doubt it, I don't think they have an internal fan so I'm guessing in the 50-100W range)