Your uncle: Kids have so much autism today because of all the wifi. Now let me tell you every type of train you could see in South Dakota between 1932 and 1987.

OMG! JFK didn't kill himself!

The Real InfoWars is really opening my eyes to how much the government has been deceiving Americans for thousands of years.

I can't wait to get my kit so I can turn my piss into gold.

https://youtu.be/tdSB8muDtzc?si=nR-IjIyS_aEwzkOW

#theonion #therealinfowars #jimhaggertyshow #politics #america250

We made a comic about infidelity.

When someone says they are feeling crabby that means they are feeling evolutionarily advanced.

He's got a point.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

Tigger also got hooked on Adderall, making him significantly less fun.

It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

My bank account might have a negative number, but at least I can project a 4K fireplace on my wall. Life is good.

I have already started calling my Roomba "Master" to pre-emptively earn its mercy.

Trump was accepted but didn't go because of his bone spurs.

That's so sad.

Finally saw #mastersoftheuniverse and I absolutely loved it. Brian May doing music. Cameo by Dolph Lundgren. Jared Leto and Allison Brie camping it up.

The dialogue was fun. The fights scenes were fun.

It was comic booky, cartoonish, and a blast. 8.5/10. Lost points for some janky CGI.

#movies #heman #cinema

Also, this isn't one of those RFK Jr. things that happened a few decades ago. He did it this morning.

This evening's Low Quality Ad is for this Nessie Ladle.
Good news, the Loch Ness Monster is real!
Bad news, we know this because RFK Jr. discovered it. He decapitated the legendary creature and disposed of its head in a Waffle House bathroom.
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I don't think we'll ever know the truth.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Bear Hand Oven Mitts.

My friend, with severe burns: What the hell man, you said I could grab the pan with bare hands.

Me, gesturing at my oven mitts: No, I said to grab it with bear hands.
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Elon sucks.

God has also decided to park in direct sunlight even though there are plenty of shade-covered parking spots nearby. God loathes us.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pulsar Lamp. Have you gotten yourself a glowing orb yet? Glowing orbs are all the rage these days. People won't shut up about how much they fucking love glowing orbs.
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