Mommy left for linguistics school at 7 am and got home at 10 pm and had to get a whole lot of matting out of Odin’s chin that spontaneously formed somehow (daddy can’t do it alone because combing Odin against his will takes like six limbs)
"Hacker culture ports Doom to a microwave or hoists a car onto a building for funsies. Infosec culture tries your front door, finds it unlocked, tells you how to close it, then implies you should pay them a bounty."
Quoted with permission, Chatham House rules.
My #staffy was scolded away from the dining table while we were eating lunch. This was him trying to keep an eye on mealtime.
#Dogs
#FediDogs
#DogsOfMastodon
Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh.
#IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour
mamdani x sliwa is old man yaoi
Das passiert wenn man nicht checkt dass ein B kein ẞ ist.
This happens if you don't notice the difference between a capital B and a capital German "sharp S", i.e. ẞ.
This text now translates to "Vomit and drinks are available.
Tangentially related to @schei_encoding ...
C’est le mien
À moi à moi à moi
Good morning Fediverse! #mastodon #fediverse #dogsofmastodon #dogs #pets #flowers #goodmorning #photography #photo
- I'll have no salad
- That'll be 6pln
Boy's happy everyone is home (and I even played with him for a while) 😊
SWEET VALENCIA! #mastodon #fediverse #dogsofmastodon #dogs #valencia #spain #travel #travelphotography #photography #photo
My dog woke me at 2:48am this morning b/c she desperately needed to pee.
Still half-asleep, I got up, took her out, and told her:
"You have NO idea how lucky you are to have an owner like me." 😔
and without compositor filters!
Today Charlie is dog-ing at the office and once again is at his best behaviour.
#DogsOfMastodon
damn this guy has to weather this waiting room in shackles and without a phone
ACAB includes correctional officers
of course they're gonna skip the line
do they permit correctional officers to have ugly ass tough guy tattoos now?