you can't stop me

from farting

on the airplane

Please don't ever call me boss.

The visceral reaction I have when a service worker casually calls me "boss" is amazing.

Commodities do not produce commodities.
It was the laborers that created value.
What matters is not the commodities,
It is the laborers themselves.

Who is worse?

Europeans who act like Americans never travel, or New Yorkers who act like their neighborhoods are different city-states?

Damn, 40% of people really can't follow simple instructions tho

like, even if the AI can do programming for you, which... is debatable.

It's not going to do it for free. They're selling you the ability to program. One of the main reasons you should learn to program is so no one can take it from you, or charge a fee for doing it.

It seems to me that there are a lot more Rock and Roll songs about rocks than about rolls.

Who is worse?

Europeans who act like Americans never travel, or New Yorkers who act like their neighborhoods are different city-states?

NYC is a strange creature.

Nothing to remind you of your aging mortality like wandering, half lost, through the streets of a darkened city in the rain; panting, sweating, hauling your CPAP machine along with you

"Hypothetical" question:

Imagine you're in a moderately crowded public restroom and suddenly the 1990 dance hit Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) by C+C Music Factory comes on the intercom speaker system.

Do you dance?

Crows

Talk about adding insult to injury; they're playing Sugar Ray lol

My flight got delayed as we were in the loading zone so now I have 4 hours to sit at my gate

Appointment with a surgeon and then a week long business trip starts today. May or may not have a panic attack along the way

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that stealing all the beans from Lima would be a felony.

I've had a wide variety of strange experiences in my life. Sometimes wonderful, sometimes miserable, sometimes hard to classify... but I think I feel fortunate that I've had them all nonetheless. Maybe? At this moment? I know there are other moments where I sincerely wish I'd never been born. But let's stick with this moment and this feeling while they're here.

(Don't tell my cowboy friends that I'm curious about this though)