the fastest way to get an answer on the internet is to post what ai told you

@codinghorror if you have any of those hades canyon nuc's kicking around, repaste!

olivia rodrigo is not fucking around

dadacenter

I have to admit "sneak me into the event during the national anthem so the booing looks unpatriotic" is a hell of a presidential move

I'll have you know I appeared in *three* searches this week

electrify america can electrify my whole ass

why the fuck is a car charger sending me marketing emails! I needed to charge my car so I stopped there! I will come back if I am in that area and need to charge my car again!

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I don't comment much anywhere anymore, but when I do it's probably a discussion about self-driving cars where I suggest solutions that consist of describing what a train is.

The rapidly-increasing percentage of my day spent ensuring that whatever product or service I’m interacting with isn’t actively trying to fuck me is _exhausting_.

We are no longer customers or clients or citizens or even human. We are exploitable marks, turnips to be bled dry and discarded.

i would prefer not to

today someone was using a computer and visited some spam website that started loudly playing "Your Windows install has been compromised, please call Windows support immediately" over and over again... and they panicked while a very patient librarian came over and just closed the tab in the browser

I've been working out of a library most of the year, and I don't think most people realize how much tech support librarians are doing these days... it appears to be like, half the job at least

currently liquidating in an effort to maximize value for all creditors

one really stupid thing i do often on my phone is search for "apple" when attempting to open "apple tv"

I tried one of those prime drinks the kids are on about and it just tastes like the syrup from slushee machines... this is not something people should drink regularly

every single one of us (on the planet) can have our own custom brat album

musicians are releasing more album variants to help boost streams and sales, but I don't think they've gone far enough! if you consider randomizing the order of your tracks, you can release millions of variants!

I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk, I am a divine being