I didn't know the World Cup was this lit.

This Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell situation is so unfair to @IsMitchMcConnellDeadYet.

oops, that's over

the moment when you get new glasses where they will never be this clean again

my job is giving transgender people deals on drum machines

In Legends Z-A and Pokopia, seeing this guy always brightens up my day. Look at him! He barely knows what's going on

RE: https://zpravobot.news/@Rainmaker1973/116878008330490638

The cool thing is that every photo of the moon behind a rainbow will show the moon with exactly this phase. 🌖

Fun date idea: do movie nights where you alternate choosing and whenever it's your turn only choose films with mpreg in them

I can't stop thinking about bouba and kiki

Have you tried an ointment for the heebies on your jeebies?

Just one more pipeline bro

One more major concession that betrays everything you stand for and that will appease them

For sure this time bro

This is anti-queer and anti-black. I will not be elaborating.

people say you need AI to make shitty graphics these days

you know who doesn't need AI?

the Boston Fire Department

(pic is from a few years ago, and I assert it is real)

Nancy - 2026-07-07 https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2026/07/07

my therapist next week: why do you think you feel the need to turn everything into a shitpost? is there are part of you that you’re protecting?

me: yes, i think i’m trying to protect updog

me: if sleep is so good why isn't there a sleep 2

walgreens:

(3.5 years ago and today)

@elexia @amberage the main downside of that would be calling my friend in Berlin being like "hey so i think i forgot my dick at your place, any chance you're visiting Prague soon?"

Yes, these are both me. Albeit 4 years apart #trans

@attoparsec Matt Parker is fighting to get that solved: https://mathsballs.com/