Never should have made a deal with this Infernello guy. What a loser!

RE: https://piaille.fr/@jastrow/116877184329795966

Eine Studie will untersuchen, ob Menschen dieselben ästhetischen Präferenzen haben wie weibliche Paradiesvögel.

Hausamslerich, Nachbarsamsel, Nachbarsamslerich, Terrorhühnchen, Amselbaby, Distelfink

Infantello will soon push out Vance in the role of Brump's Smithers

- INFANTELLO
- Yes, Master?
- I wanna rip my old Frank Sinatra CD with this Windows PoS and it says it won't load those beautiful titles.
- I will chisel them onto your screen, Mr. Precedent
- Swell idea, Ol' Blue Eyes

I imagine Infantello in the kitchen, rolling his eyes, carefully layering synthetic ham and tomato slop... Then, shuddering with disgust, he forces himself to open a can of United Fruit canned pineapple slices... All his Italian instincts tell him not to do it. But he must, because I ordered him to do so. He serves at the pleasure of Evil.

Pizza Hawaii... It's my German genes I suppose, that make me order Pizza Hawaii. It's in the blood.

In the evening, when I'm a bit tired, I call Infantello and order a pizza. He brings it himself. I always order Pizza Hawaii.

I like this Infantello guy

Des machma mim Illusdrädah

Windows Media Player kann CDs rippen, aber sie haben den Service abgedreht, der die Metadaten bereithält. Ich mein, ist ja nur Microsoft, eins der reichsten Unternehmen der Welt.

retrocomputing for stability

Install LAME encoder due to copyright issues arf arf arf

Hibernate computer after extraction has finished

Prinz Larry muss im Wohnmobil von The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince übernachten?

No qualms about qualm

Empfangskomitee: 1 Amslerich, 2 Meisenbabys.

"Brump hat keine Ahnung von Fußball und kommandiert trotzdem alle rum?"
"..."
"Was ist, wenn"
"..."
"oh"

Mission statement 1996: Make all human knowledge available everywhere to everyone
Mission statement 2026: Kill as many people as possible in the shortest time span.

Happy aphelion day from the grumpy-looking barn swallows who are about to fledge