millennial homer writes about a wine fark sea

I had a dream that cavemen invented spears because they got tired of throwing live crabs at people

I'm living life like an eccentric elderly lady and I'm not sorry

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet

whenever i have to file stuff in person at the court i'm always surprised that they still have different windows depending on if cases are civil, criminal, or criminal (italian).

fuck AI, join a union.

it would be great if anyone who needs a developer for any US-based remote position on any tech stack could hire me and send me a signing bonus before midnight sunday so i dont become another homeless trans person and cook to death on the street

i have a decade of professional dev experience, most of it in a senior role also acting as a mentor and project manager, as well as several years responsible for company-wide new employee trainings

i will look good on your internal diversity reports too

please?

#getfedihired

windows mobile was peak

uhhh if anyone sees a this on EMF campground please dm me or call 5874 thank you

boosts appreciated :neocat_pleading: :blobcatheart:

update: filed as lost at info desk
update: i found it, i forgor it on a desk at a village

ink sketch before bed for fun

#originalCharacter #sketch

elf care

weaponised incontinence

the nazis were fucking tacky and i'm tired of pretending they weren't

@finn you'd be surprised. It's pretty touchy about its environment and sometimes it just refuses to rise to the occasion if you don't give it enough warming thoughts.

egg therapy

Talking about things that disable you is not learned helplessness.

Talking about things that disable you is not weaponized incompetence.

Talking about things that disable you is not playing the victim.

Talking about things that disable you is self-advocacy.

#actuallyautistic

The existence of an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, more masculine, less constricting oubli.

not sure why bread dough needs to prove itself. surely it's good enough already.

Currently traveling at a fraction of the speed of light.

internet sadness provider (ISP)

Link's Sexual Awakening