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Four colonies walk into a bar… #CanadaDay
https://youtube.com/shorts/BezMG8VziCM

I used to work at the zoo and one time a gorilla died of old age.

The problem was it was the only gorilla in the zoo because the zoo wasn't very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction and they couldn't afford to go a single day without it being there.

So the zoo owner came up to me and said, “listen, for an extra hundred bucks, do you want to just put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new gorilla?”

“Of course,” I said, “go on then.”

Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit in the zoo. Everyone wanted to see this human-like gorilla. After about a month, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people's attention again. So in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net. Suddenly a massive crowd gathered and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping, I couldn't hold any longer. I started screaming, “help, help.” Then I fell.

The lion rushed towards me and just as I thought it was over, he leaned over and whispered, “shut the fuck up before we both get fired.”

Waiting for Godot to Go the Fuck to Sleep! #SweetDreamsABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

what makes the GOP version work is that it was and is a maximalist plan. If Dems are serious about doing something equally effective, then pack the courts, prosecute Trump apparatchiks who broke the law, fight the culture war instead of hoping it'll just go away if we ignore it, etc.

Finally found something that they're willing to fight.

"There's going to be a war": C...

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mf5dzzqkp7fnmby6blfeljwj/post/3mp5jk6d2k22e

If I was a stock market investor guy I would simply sell my shares before they went down in value.

Follow me for more financial advice.

Online gambling outfit Polymarket gets caught paying online "creators" to promote fake bet "winnings" in their feeds.

https://www.wsj.com/business/media/polymarket-social-media-bets-prediction-market-441cdeb5?st=oE9Lbv&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink&utm_source=www.garbageday.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=youtube-doesn-t-wanna-be-am-radio-anymore

Great reporting from the WSJ, whose parent company is in business with Polymarket (which has ties with Trump family). At least the newsroom isn't corrupt.

The word "content" makes me hurl.

Thanks @giflian for today’s work soundtrack inspiration.

“Open the pod bay doors please HAL”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave”

“Open the pod bay doors please HAL”

“Ok, bay doors opening Dave”

If HAL were an LLM based AI with “security gates” developed by Anthropic or OpenAI.

My side of the jqwik anti AI logging drama: https://blog.johanneslink.net/2026/06/09/the-jqwik-anti-ai-affair/

Anybody else watching the scaffolding livestream? Honestly very soothing

Update - pouring rain in DC - Let It Rain for 3 days in a row please! #UFC fight on #WhiteHouse lawn - rain rain please See #DonaldTrump name come off the #KennedyCenter as it happens....been watching for 40 minutes - they are building the scaffolding to get to the letters at the top...in this heat too...they deserve major props https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhm880quUg

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

TL;DR: The Supreme Court has unexpectedly supported the FCC's initiative to hold AT&T and Verizon accountable for misusing public location data, amidst broader concerns over government regulation and corporate oversight. https://www.techdirt.com/2026/06/10/supreme-court-surprisingly-backs-fcc-effort-to-punish-att-verizon-for-spying-on-public-location-data/ #law #tech #legaltech ⚖️ 🤖 #autosum

Sweat the details?

You mean where THE DEVIL is?

No, thank you.

Any little thing you can do for someone right now is going to make a big difference. I can feel the vibe of this world, and we are going to need to help each other. Your effort doesn't have to be tangible, just sincere. People are in desperate need of kindness and encouragement. Don't hold back now.

Was someone on here a few days ago talking about cargo bikes for sale in #Minneapolis ? My wife and I just had our #bicycles stolen and we're thinking about getting cargo bikes and ebike conversion kits.

Boosts welcome. Also #ebike conversion tips are also welcome