If hosting gay porn makes the Fediverse unpalatable to capital & media, I feel that it should be mandatory for all instances to so host.
If an instance doesn’t have gay porn in their public feeds, I’m requesting that they get a better user base.
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on the latest 5-4, Peter talks about how his new baby daughter is in the room next to him so that might affect his audio quality
he probably didn't INTEND for me to scroll back and find out if he bought the Swarovski Shrek while his wife was pregnant, but,,,
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett, Jingo
the true world cup experience: suffering
I don't know why I called it a "picture", I feel like maybe I was possessed by the spirit of Actual Jimmy Stewart
@carithlee when I saw the trailer I said “it’s like they’re parodying themselves”
the third film from a man whose films have fewer than 500 views combined on letterboxd
so how stupid does that Jimmy Stewart Goes to War picture look
today's short: Don't Be a Sucker, a nice and sadly relevant piece of post-WW2 propaganda
garlics have succubus energy cause they're dressed in layers of seductive white silk but underneath it all lies a stinky little witch who'll haunt your dreams & drive you mad with longing
"Netflix Viewers Are Abandoning Shows After One Season"
perhaps it's because there's only ever one season?
*whispering to a date while watching No Country for Old Men when the No Country for Old Men first appears on the screen* That's the No Country for Old Men.
y'all we are making some GREAT choices today
I'm doing it, I'm going to see Citizen Kane today
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
(Sourcery)
type of guy who confuses Scott Adams with Adam Scott
"people took their CHILDREN to this???"
type of guy who accidentally puts on Punishment Park (1971) thinking he's gonna watch Class Action Park (2020)
holy shiiiiiiit