Bureaucrhaj saved five boxes with filled binders from the dumpster, but the actual contents of these binders has not been specified by anything more than "contracts" :blobhaj_innocent:

Certaines personnes qui ont reçu cet e-mail ne reçoivent pas souvent de e-mail de la part de bureaucrhaj@bureaucrhajholdings.network :blobhaj_yeesh:

My XLOOKUP formula in my spreadsheet containing 357387 rows is crashing Excel :blobhaj_glare:

The Bureaucrhaj received a card from the Replyhaj

Dear Sharks of the Internet,

The Bureaucrhaj did send me all of the messages regarding me. I truly thank you for all your genuine support. I currently am enjoying a holiday at the studios of Shark Tank, where there is lots of leftover kekfs. I will return in the future with a more advanced HAJEN 3.0 system that everybody will enjoy using and will make everyone enjoy Haj Definition Posts.

Yours truly, the Replyhaj.
HAJEN #dc4088.

Municipal civil servants decide to not buy a plot of land in 1917, causing the municipality immense trouble finding the possessor in 2026 to buy that same plot of land.

Deep dives in the archives :blobhaj_plead_1:

I went prompt diving into Replyhajs chats, and it turns out the infamous HAJEN codes just were designed to be hexadecimal colour codes :blobhaj_thonk:

Somehow the Replyhaj out of nowhere was delivered a gigantic box with kekfs yesterday and since then I haven't seen them again. So I guess the Replyhaj is gone now?

@whitequark oh, so like Mannheim?

The Replyhaj is shouting from their cubicle that the @Weehaj and I have completely messed up the HAJEN administration and is now looking into early retirement :blobhaj_yeesh:

HAJEN #d58fc5

Also wondering for what reason the Replyhaj decided to do all of this things, I now need to submit a form to the Replyhaj to get a code from the Replyhaj to even write out a simple thought, and I can't remember which discussion got mixed-up. Sounds like someone wants to process more forms for me.

HAJEN #7dc707

The Bureaucrhaj is now wondering where the Replyhaj is getting their HAJEN codes from, because they look very similar to something seen before :blobhaj_thonk:

HAJEN #4e4271

Due to an unwanted mixup of discussions under a single toot my assistant the replyhaj will now issue a half-automatic japping encoding number (HAJEN) to each of my toots. Please always state the HAJEN used by the Bureaucrhaj when replying to a Bureaucrhaj reply, otherwise the Replyhaj managing the replies can't keep track of your replies and that means your reply might get lost.

HAJEN #fda3ad

Abschlusspolitische Ergebnisspaltungen mit aufgegebenen Geschäftsbereichen nach IFRS 5.

Evidenzbasierter Fledermausschutz in Windkraftvorhaben: Möglichkeiten die Zahl der Fledermausschlagopfer an Windenergieanlagen zu reduzieren.

Subsidiaritätsgrundsatz und Tatsachenfeststellung under der Europäischen Menschenrechtskonvention!

Eine rekonstruktive Organisationsforschung hinsichtlich Gerechtigkeitskonzeptionen verschiedener Schulakteure!

Eine architektursoziologische Studie mit bildungstheoretischem Fokus!

Should there be a colleague shark motivating it’s followers to go enjoy the outdoors more often :blobhaj_thonk:

This is a =SUBSTITUTE() fan account :BlobhajTinyHeart:

De zomer is begonnen
we hebben dikke lol
is hier nog wat te reizen?
de VIRM die zit vol

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